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They Said That!

The following things were actually said by people in courtrooms across the country.
Q: Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A: No. I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
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Q: Are you married?
A: No. I'm divorced.
Q: And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A: A lot of things I didn't know about.

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No legacy is so rich as honesty.
William Shakespeare

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